Anti-social douchebag with intimacy issues seeks a dark, heartless, selfish, witch who is both crazy and unhinged. I could deal with your craziness, but sex is the answer to all problems. I usually say that I want a quiet, stable, loving homemaker, but I really don't. Let's be honest, I'd get bored with you very quickly. Instability makes me feel at home, and I love power struggles. Drama is a must. What I really want is a woman who hates her father as much as men. If you had a really screwed up childhood, don't think that I'm going to rescue you. Bipolar alcoholics always win my heart. Then I'm all yours.